Computer things that I hate.

-You do not have the latest adobe flash player plugin.
yes. i effing do.
-New JAVA update
omggg java go awaaayyy. you update every other DAY.
-You do not have proper administrative powers to download this.
this isn't AOLkids anymore please just let me download snood. please im so boredddd.
-MS Word Auto-formatting.
WTF are you doingg?!? did i ask you to do that? NO. so STOP it. its not funny.
just lemme do it by myself.
-Excel - i don't even know where to begin. i hate you so much but you are the bane of my existence day in and day out. its an abusive relationship.
-pandora.
it's okay if you can't think of the perfect next song to play - JUST PLAY SOMETHING. i hate awkward silence. and you are making right now sooo awkward.
-CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
when i click END NOW. i want w/e is not responding to END NOW. bc its pissing me off and it needs to go away.

-while we're on the topic of not responding...
whhhhyyyyyy does this happpeennnnn omggggg - and at THE WORST timess!
-Auto Recover.
you are awesome. for serious. you've saved many a paper for me when mr. not responding decides to throw me a curveball. howeverrrrrr - it would be nice if you saved most of it instead of half of it. its the ultimate let down.
-virtual memory too low.
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okay. well i need to get back to work..but that venting sesh was greeeaaat.

Love always,
Kim